Tuesday, March 14, 2006

LET'S HOOK CHRISSY UP!!















I just want to put out the APB that Chrissy Ruiter needs to get hooked up (she's the cute blonde on the far left...oh wait she's the ONLY blonde)!

She's twenty something, but eternally young at heart! I think anyone who has met Chrissy would agree that she is the sweetest, most generous, selfless, hilarious, and gifted rider that they have ever met!! And it's so sad to see such wonderful person not getting hooked up!! We all know how much fun that is!! So...she'll be so glad to hear I'm helping her with this...

Her Profile
Ht: 5'8
Wt: perfect
Body type: very small face and big sunglasses(as previously featured), huge smile, and shapely giggle
Personality type: infectious great attitude in ANY situation
Sign: whatever your favorite one is....and the same as her sister
Hobbies: watching boys ride bikes, wearing all the cycling clothes she owns on cold days...then slowly peeling off the layers and stuffing each piece into some random spot, so by the end of the ride she's got clothes hanging everywhere (and inevitably end up wrapped in her derailure)
Hometown: Home is where the heart is, and she's always on the move...so she's at home wherever she is!! But her parents live in Bend, OR.


Here she is at the Gila Crit last year...sexy huh? That's right boys...












Here she is at Nationals RR in her super aero tuck for the corner...she really nose how to stay out of the wind!!












This one is from the Gila 2004, her pig tails are smaller now...they resemble snowballs here (as in the dessert)...










Here we are again at the Gila 2005 puttin' our heads together to come up w/ some funny stuff for our sweet websites...









All joking aside, she IS one tough bird....well, actually she's a person, but eats like a bird...which makes for cheap dates boys (keep that one in mind!!)










She also has sweet paddle-board on the beach skills...she and Kat set the record at way too many to count...here in Bermuda last year







I know she's a Professional Cyclist, but you'd never know it by the way she carries herself and her sharp sense of fashion!!















Note again her savvy fashion, a blend of cotton and lycra, and just socks...THAT'S HOT!! (she's on the far right in the blue shirt)








Here she's demonstrating the Chrissy pantented storage method for..oh whatever, in your shorts....note the sunglasses, arm warmer flopping around her butt....now imagine it's 35 degrees, and she started w/ 2 jackets, and a vest....then got hot during the ride...she's been known to have a train of clothing hangin at or near her rear derailure throughout most the winter!

So, hopefully this trip down memory lane has spurned some intrest SOMEWHERE...I'd happily give out any personal info, because there just isn't anything bad to say....so let's get this single girl on the love boat to happinesss!!

You are still single right Chrissy????

3 comments:

norcalcyclingnews.com said...

oh yeah, baby.

sign me up.

... there's enough to go around.

Chico Cyclist said...

Wow!! What single bike racer wouldn't wanna be hooked up with a hottie pro racer??!! She's awesome! I will spread the word......

OV - Oh my god Dude, that is hilarious.......

Velo Bella said...

Her blog is the funniest ever